As I boot up my PC
My modem dialing next to me
I ask you Lord, give me a sign
Will I ever get on-line??


If you'd kindly let me through
I'll byte no more than I can chew.


I'll surf the waves amid the net,
With my mouse, my loyal pet,
And through each window I will see
The websites that are offered me,
Resisting any chat room's lure
I'll download only what is pure.


If system errors don't prevail,
I vow to read all my e-mail.
And keep those jerks on the mailing lists
from useless postings that fill up my disk.


If you save me from a crash,
I'll dump my games into the trash.
Just please don't take my CD-Rom!
Thank you, Lord, God Bless.Com